443.05 // The Mythical Melodies of the Hydroplains!
Time for a deep dive, metaphorically and literally.
Did we finally answer the fin-flapping mystery that has gripped the imaginations of citizens in the Hydroplains for eons!?
That’s right the elusive Melodies of the Hydroplains became the center of a sensational story by our intrepid investigators.
According to locals, the vast and sparkling Hydroplains, known for its pristine waters and lucrative Hydro exports, is also the secret home of the Melodie. These aquatic beauties are said to serenade workers with their enchanting voices, leading some to prosperity and others to a soggy doom. But how much truth lies beneath these rippling tales?
Armed with an underwater camera, sonar devices and our guide, a seasoned fisherman named Jorco Seaweed (yes, that’s his real name, we know, we know) who claims to have seen these creatures on more than one occasion.
“They’re out there, singing their hearts out, I swear on my second best fishing net!”- Jorco Seaweed
We traversed the aquatic expanse, our anticipation growing with every splash. However, instead of enchanting mermaids, we encountered schools of fish and a rather confused-looking squid.
Despite our high-tech gadgets and Jorco’s enthusiastic guidance, proof of the Melodie remained elusive.
So, are there Melodies in the Hydroplains? While our investigation may have given us more questions than answers and decidedly fewer mermaid selfies than hoped, the mystery at least remains captivating.
Although, at a time when the Jedi Order has taken residency on our planet, a few mermaids might not be so far-fetched.